Dogs would have never invented the atomic bomb; the atomic bone perhaps, but not the atomic bomb

Miss Daisy, Roving reporter

I Know Dogs

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Hope all is well with you and your dog.

At the last MENSA dog council meeting for above average dogs, the main keynote speaker Dr. Dogma emphasized the importance of health and nutrition for us while savoring our chow and life.

He also offered some very stimulating food for thought. I pondered this for days and after extensive research in the MENSA above average dog library in Embarrass, MN, the idea that the dog created spirituality really hit me.

My research revealed that dyslexic dogs really founded the basis for spirituality in humans. If you spell ‘dog’ backwards what do you have? God. The only conclusion is that dogs are closer to God than a scared cow or gold statue.

Yet, humans stole the connection capitalized ‘dog’ and relegated the dog to second-class status despite their love, loyalty, intelligence, and devotion to man and created religions about these qualities.

Do you know of any dogs that pass this test? (Humans, also, for that matter?)

Do dogs have the gift of healing?
Are they responsible?
Are they enthusiastic?
Are they forgiving?
Do they provide love?
A sense of grace?
Do they make us laugh?

Dogs pass. Humans?

Future blogs will address each of the above if you are interested.

I rest my case. They are divine! Check out my favorite article for getting a dog.

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