Miss Daisy, Roving Reporter

I Know Dogs

Hope all is well with you and your dog.

My dog dictionary defines savor: ‘to taste with zest; relish’

At the last MENSA dog council meeting for above average dogs, the main keynote speaker Dr. Dogma, emphasized the importance of health and nutrition for us while savoring our chow and life.

I like to bite into a Little Debbie or Moon Pie now and then and just roll it around in my mouth to taste the sweet cream and chocolate. I suck the juices and flavor down my throat and smile. I like to do this with other no no’s as well and I know better. Then I get sick. Real sick. I know a dog (Luke) that just overdid it and died.

The editor (Robert) has told me many times not to eat this stuff cause it can kill you and he’s right. (I thought to myself what hypocrites’ humans are.) Their doctors tell them not to smoke, drink, nor overeat and they don’t listen. They get buried just like Luke cause they savored too much when they knew better. Savor is good, too much is goodbye.

Dr. Dogma said stick to the basics like cooked meat, vegetables, and minerals. For more information on dog food and nutrition, Click Here.

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