Miss Daisy, Roving Reporter.
I Know Dogs

I was watching the Westminster Dog Show the other night and who should win Best In Show but a Beagle. First time ever.

What a hunk. This guy rattled my bones and I don’t mean chewables. I would like him to be a roving reporter like me because he would have stories of his climb to the top and report his feelings of loneliness, hopes, fears, and triumphs.

Who could forget Snoopy from Peanuts, his lovable antics and intelligence? He was above average also, as all dogs are. There are records of Beagles going back in history 2000 years and what superb hunters, and protectors they were. Today, they do much the same by hunting for drugs, contraband, and crime evidence.

Very smart indeed and because of that, I would like to propose a new category for dogs: Best In Know

Being a MENSA dog myself, I know that all kinds of dogs have one kind of talent or another. Why not promote a dog show that features the talent and intelligence of dogs instead of just a beauty contest? Not just exhibitions of running, jumping and Frisbees, but thinking and reasoning. All dogs would be allowed to compete and adopted dogs given special consideration.

Categories might be: pedigrees, mutts, and handicapped dogs. First time ever.

There might even be a Special Olympics for handicapped dogs to show their thinking abilities. They have abilities too. My handicap was being from Embarrass, MN. (Think of all the explaining I had to do.) Click here.

Any prize money would go to the ASPCA, Humane Society, puppy mill elimination and pet shelters.

By the way if you love dogs, Click here, Five Great Reasons To Adopt A Dog.

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