Daisy Sawtelle
Canine Reporter

As you know SPAM has a nasty reputation when it comes to computer email and has spawned an anti SPAM industry devoted to SPAMS destruction. A noble effort indeed.

I just got back from Austin, Texas where I was comparing dog life there with Austin, MN. dog life.

Austin, TX is a big place compared to Austin, MN…500,000 vs. 23,000. So what?

It seems that Austin, TX dogs eat what Austin, MN makes…SPAM. Not a good idea.

Just like computer SPAM, it is not good for dogs either and will consume and create pain for dogs, people, AND computers.

My findings in Austin, TX tells me that 25% of the informed hungry dogs actually eat this stuff because they have to but only 15% actually like it.

Most dogs don’t know where it comes from but accept its safety. However, the really informed dogs from the graduate dog owners of the University of Texas and the LBJ Library disdain this name and product. They said that SPAM contained too much fat and that eating it would lead to Pancreatitis in dogs. True.

I had to deny any connection with Austin, MN and say that I was from Embarrass, MN. where our sled dogs happen to agree with the informed Texas dogs but eat SPAM anyway… for one reason only and that is for body insulation against the cold. It gets 50 degrees below zero there in the winter.

The Austin, MN dogs are kept ignorant of the danger of SPAM because it adds to the nasty reputation SPAM has with computers and Pancreatitis. Besides, it is made in their hometown. What they do there to distract attention from SPAM is to hold a competitive Boomerang Fetch contest.

The dog’s owner throws a boomerang for his dog to fetch to see how close he can come to his sitting fat dog. The dog is timed to go fetch and the quickest dog gets a reward of a Big Mac with fries. Oy.

You have heard of fat cats but now you know about fat dawgs as well. (The fat cats make this stuff…Hormel.)

Conclusion: Stay away from SPAM unless you are from Embarrass, MN.

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Daisy Sawtelle,
Canine Reporter Reporting

I Know Dogs

Puppies are cute, adorable, lovable, and challenging and that’s wonderful. However, all puppies chew. I know because as a puppy I liked upholstery, pillows, and newspapers. How can this habit be handled without chewing out your lovable friend?

Here are a few suggestions:

1. Distraction.

Puppies are easily distracted if you know how. Chewing us out at is not too effective, besides it’s very tiring and requires constant surveillance.

2. Chewable play toys work if you can watch us but again you must keep tract of where we are and continually keep us in mind.

Adult dogs like to chew as well but have their favorites, i.e. bully sticks, rawhide, and nylon bones, etc. You need to watch and find out their favorites to keep them in the house so we don’t substitute your new patent leather shoes for dinner.

I know as a puppy, I would wait until my owner would get busy with chores, projects, and duties so I could wander off to my favorite chewables. Even dogs crave freedom and have been known to eat, destroy, and jump on your TV dinner trays.

3. Long leash.

What kept me from chewing what I wanted was a long leash that kept me in sight and prevented wandering around. This was supervised freedom and my owner kept a long leash in most rooms where you are the most of the time. Hook it around a doorknob and limit your losses.

Even when you have an above average dog, you need to watch and supervise our whereabouts. If you would feel more comfortable knowing where we are, get a long leash with our favorite chew toys and peace will prevail.

By the way if you love dogs, Click here,  Five Great Reasons To Adopt A Dog.

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Miss Daisy, Roving Reporter.
I Know Dogs

Just like a baby who needs utmost attention and care, the best supplies for your dog needs some major consideration, too. Here’s how you can ensure that your pet gets the best toys, food, and other necessities.

Dog Food and Treats

Your dog’s needs should be the emphasis when considering what food or treat to buy him. The proper balance of vitamins and minerals should be given, particularly to growing puppies. Sporting and working dog breeds need to eat something that will sustain their hyperactive lifestyle. Dogs that aren’t getting any younger need low-calorie food to avoid weight gain. Don’t scrimp on the budget here no matter how compelling it might be. A healthy dog is reflected by the food he eats.

Dog Leashes and Collars

The size and weight of the dog should be taken into account in choosing the right dog collar. The collar’s material needs attention too. Nylon is good for water-loving dogs since it is more durable and light. For a tougher look, leather collars are a lot better since they are more durable and can even be accessorized with spikes. Dog leashes come in cloth, nylon, retractable, and leather styles.

Dog Toys

The safety of your dog should be the top priority in looking for a dog toy. What fun could be derived from a toy if it will endanger your pet’s life, right? A dog toy should be large enough so that your pet can’t swallow it. However, it should be small enough for your dog to be able to grip it well. The durability of the toys will need major consideration too, especially for dogs that are serious chewers. Light chewers can settle for vinyl and latex dog toys.

Training Guides for Your Dog

Dog whistles, dog harnesses and bitter-tasting sprays compose the wide array of dog-training guides that will keep a dog from chewing. If the chewing problem is a lot more serious, you may want to use a dog bark collar or an electric fence. It is advised that you remain consistent and humane when training your dog. There are many dog training books available that can be helpful when training your dog.

Dog Health Items

Tick and flea infestation control medications are available to ensure that your dog’s health is secured against these pests. Brands like Advantix, Advantage and Frontline are some of the popular flea and tick drugs in the market. Your dog’s dental health should never be taken for granted either. Dog toothbrushes and toothpastes, and even dog toys are now made available to support the dental health of your pet. Following these guidelines will definitely help you have a happy, healthy pet!

By the way if you love dogs, Click here, Five Great Reasons To Adopt A Dog.

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